Things Steven Moffat has made me scared of:
completelycumberbatched: fucksakeman: People in gas masks. The question “are you my mummy?” Ticking Statues The dark Cracks Fairy tales Silence Taxi drivers Circus acts Brothers in law Never finding a real man as beautiful as Sherlock Holmes
I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.– Oscar Wilde (via justanotherquotesblog)
Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents. But to...– Lord Windermere, Lady Windermere’s Fan (Oscar Wilde)
Vulgar Shakespeare →
slaxxor: Hamlet: I’m FUCKING HAMLET, BITCHES. I soliloquize eloquently while holding Yorick’s FUCKING SKULL. ALACK AND FORSOOTH. That’s fucking BADASS. And this guy has the nerve to kill my dad and fuck my mom? WELL I’M NOT GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT. I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM. Maybe. Macbeth: KILLED THE KING, MOTHERFUCKER. Well, my wife did. BUT I SAID I WAS OKAY WITH IT. AND NOW I’M...
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Too sexy that if you go out...